Me in September 2010 (Age 4). Probably the first selfie I ever took.
Name: Carl
Age: 19 (b. 2006)
Gender: Attack Helicopter (LMFAOOO)
Occupation: It's complicated
Hobbies/Interests: Technology, mostly older stuff but sometimes new. Playing video games (mostly from before 2015-ish). Browsing Kiwi Farms. VCRs. Going on late night walks. Hanging out with all my cool friends (I have so many of those things). Hanging out at my grandmas house (I have so many of those things). Taking apart electronics and putting them back together purely out of boredom. Making to-do lists that I only sometimes actually get to. Internet privacy. Internet piracy. Listening to cool swag music such as Paramore and Linkin Park. Checking out awesome epic websites on the Internet. Working on my website. Playing with my kitty (the animal, you sick freak...)
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite TV show: I liked Phineas & Ferb and Spongebob as a young child. I don't watch much TV nowadays.
Favorite Song: Darude - Sandstorm
Favorite Movie: Too hard to pick a favorite. The Breakfast Club is a classic though.
Favorite Food: I enjoy a nice meal such as pizza.
Favorite Video Game(s): Skate 3, Minecraft, Tomodachi Life, The Sims 3/4, Mario Kart Wii/7/8, Super Mario 64, Just Cause 2, GTA 4/5.
Mental Illness(es): None, as far as I'm aware. I was prescribed ADHD medication when I was 15 but stopped taking it after graduating highschool. ADHD isn't even real anyway.
Political Views: Depends on who I'm trolling typically. Generally right-leaning I suppose but I'm not a registered voter and I never plan to register to vote.
Random Childhood Story: I once called my best friend fat. He was not too happy about that. Probably because he was fat. He is no longer fat.